53 Best Dog Sayings & Quotes (Funny & Short)

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Dogs only bite when they feel threatened and have no other way out

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A dog does not know how to spell love, but he knows how to show it every day
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Home is where your dog runs to greet you.
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Dog is God spelled backward.
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Pets understand humans better than humans do.

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Pets understand humans better than humans do.
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

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Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend.

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Give a person a dog and their soul will heal.

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A house is not a home until it has a dog.

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Dogs only live in the present. They are not afraid of the future and do not dwell on the past.

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The dog is a companion that reminds us to enjoy every single moment.

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Life without a dog is possible but pointless

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A dog is the only friend money can buy.

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When you're with a dog, people become more human right away.

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Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching that cannot lie.

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My dog is allowed to go to bed with me. His own one is haunted.

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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

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I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree

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My dog is a disaster as a dog,
but irreplaceable as a human.

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There is only one smartest dog
in the world, and every boy has it.

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I don't feel at home without some dog hair

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You can't beat anything into an animal, but there's no limit to what you can pet out of them.

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Does he bite? No, he swallows everything whole!

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If your dog thinks you're the greatest person in the world, don't seek a second opinion.

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It's always the human who doesn't understand the dog. Never the other way around!

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Protecting animals is teaching humanity.

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Life without a dog is a mistake.

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Training the dog is training the human being.

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

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Dogs are the result of their training. Take care of your dog. You have your everyday life, while your dog only has you.

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He who tortures animals is unsouled and God's spirit is missing from him. No matter how noble he may look, he should never be trusted.

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He is the only living being that has never asked me for a favor.

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Dogs never lie about love.

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Give a boy a dog and you've furnished him a playmate.

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A dog is more than just a pet. It is a friend, a confidant, a comforter of the soul - a personal guardian angel, so to speak.

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No matter how much time we have with our dogs, it will never be enough

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My dog can do ANYTHING... if he wants to
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A dog does not know how to spell love, but he knows how to show it every day

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Dogs are just a part of our life. But for them, we are their whole life.

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A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.

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Dogs don't lie around lazily, they decorate the room.

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With a short tail wagging, a dog can express more emotion than some people with hours of talk.

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Be my dog's friend, and you are mine too!

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Of course you can live without a dog, it's just not worth it.

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When God measures a dog, he puts a tape measure around the heart instead of around the head.

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Give a man a dog and his soul will heal

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A dog decides once for the rest of his life. He doesn't ask himself if he really wants to grow old with us. He just does. His love, once we have earned it, is absolute.

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Without a dog, my house would be clean and my wallet would be full, but my heart would be empty...

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A dog is like an eternal Peter Pan - a child who never grows up and who therefore is always available to love and be loved. 

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A dog is a heart on four legs.

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No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

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The best way to learn how to enjoy life is
from a dog!

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Very few things give me the comforting sense of trust the loyalty of a dog does.

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Happiness can be touched, you just have to pet a dog.

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A dog needs his dog life. He does not want to have fleas, but the possibility of getting them.

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The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

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